Friday I got 22 emails from 'Ian the wonder agent' he was climbing the side of a mountain with his better other half Lorraine, somewhere in the Lake District, Derwent Water. Each time the computer pinged another image of the stunning landscape and a very amusing caption appeared in my in box. Top left caption was 'The top 630 meters, Wheres the pub?' and the one that made me chuckle was 'Tea & cake' a man after me own heart! The amazing wonders of technology and phone cameras.'Baba black & white sheep'Third time lucky. Finally at the real Top, for Real Men The Pub, the Beer...... the End!